The Monster Tree
The Monster Tree
So a while back me, my friend: Solomon and our brothers: Ian and Rueben went into Solomons woods carrying shovels so we could rip an old tree apart we called “The Monster Tree” Because we used to think It was full of monsters!
Then on one fateful day while we were looking for monsters we heard this rumbling and the faint sound of Irish music!
We were really excited when a Leprecorn jumped out! Until it started chasing us and playing a continuous loop of “Dandy Boy” from its horn and dropping plastic coins.
Before it could knock any of us down Solomon hit it with his shovel and it then started puking rainbows.
After it was done with that it started chasing us again! And this time it knocked me down and was poking me with its horn.
Solomon started hitting it again but the Leprecorn parried it with its horn and tased him. So now Solomon’s KO’d and I am on the ground with a Leprecorn and a bunch of scratches.
Before I passed out myself I yelled: “Ian, Rueben go get Reeve!”The last thing I saw and heard was Ian and Rueben running toward the house and the crunch of leaves.
I woke up to a loud bang and the feel of wetness. I looked up and saw a dead Leprecorn and a bunch of liquid rainbows. “Eww,” I said, “What is this stuff!” “Leprecorn blood” Ian explained “H…H…HOW DO I GET THIS OFF!!!!!!!!!” “Huh?” Solomon just woke up. And he was so drenched in Leprecorn blood I didn’t even know he was there.
“You can just shake it off and you wouldn’t even think you got drenched!” Ian and Rueben yelled in chorus.
“Um… OK?” I answered uneasily.
I and Solomon shook off and just like that the rainbow blood was gone!
Well almost gone. The rainbows shook off us and found three new hosts: Reeve, Ian, and Rueben.
“Uhg!” Ian groaned as he started to shake the liquid rainbow off him. Rueben and Reeve followed suit.
After a few seconds, all the rainbowyness was gone. After that, we heard more rumbling. “Oh-no!” I yelled over all the rumbling, “Way more Leprecorns! And these ones are MAD!” “Reeve! How many shells do you have left!” Ian asked. “Twenty!” Reeve answered.
The ground EXPLODED! Hundreds and hundreds of Leprecorns came flying out of the ground all with the telltale smile on their chubby faces!
They charged at us leaving a colossal patch of four-leaf clovers in their wake. “FIRE!” I commanded Reeve. BANG! BANG! Two shells have gone eighteen to go. “To the House!” Rueben yelled. We will be safe for a few minutes. Just enough time to get weapons!” “Like what?!” I wondered. “KNIVES!” Ian yelled over the galloping of Leprecorns.
BANG! BANG! BANG! Three more shells have gone, fifteen to go.
“Get inside!” Reeve yelled at us. “But what about you?!” We yelled in chorus. “I’ll shoot ‘em!” Reeve answered, “Now get inside!” We obeyed him and went inside without question.
“Now what?” Solomon asked, “Now, now we get knives.” I told him. We found the biggest knives we could find and went outside to help Reeve. We found him lying on the ground KO’d with a bunch of Leprecorns.
We lived through them for a few minutes until we were on the ground with Reeve. Thunk! SPLATTER! Leprecorn blood went everywhere because all four of us stabbed the Leprecorns that were on us in the stomach.
We finally got up and sliced most of the leprecorns in time to wake Reeve up and for him to shoot the last fifteen shells in his gun.
“Reeve! Go get a knife!” I yelled at him. “Naw, I can use my gun handle,” Reeve answered surprisingly calm. “How can you be calm at a time like this?! We might get killed!” I angrily yelled at him. “Wo Wo. Don’t get mad it will drive you crazy and get you killed.” “Maybe he’s right. I should calm down.” I thought to myself.
WHAM! BOOM! A Leprecorn just jumped about ten feet in the air and came slammed its horn into the ground and sending an electric charge which threw us down and almost broke Reeves’s phone. Thank god it didn’t break. The Leprecorns were closing in so to buy Reeve time we sliced and diced. A few minutes later the police came and started shooting the Leprecorns. One of them was on his walkie-talkie saying something about the government.
An hour later police were out of bullets so they started using their tasers to shock them while me Solomon, Rueben, Ian, and Reeve kept hitting slicing and dicing. There seemed to be infinite Leprecorns.
We soon heard the sound of yelling and then someone yelled: “Get down!” Then we heard the unmistakable sound of a minigun.
It took two hours but we finally killed all the Leprecorns and captured ten to be examined. The national guard bid farewell and left. We didn’t mention any of this to anyone until now.